so a really horrific thing happened to me today

u know how iphones have that function where u can select text and itll have siri read it back to you. so i get motion sickness when im on the bus so i cant read when im on one, so sometimes ill select a bunch of text from a fic and just listen. instant audio book! i thought i was so clever. so i’m in this really gnarly stevebucky fic, the smut’s just getting good, i’m smirking all smug and shit cus im liek hell yeah hell yeah and i turn the volume up all the way but it wasn’t getting as loud as usual so i was like huh my headphones are probably busted but whatever

then the person beside me taps me on the shoulder and lets me know that my headphones werent plugged all the way in

everyone sitting around me on that bus had to listen to my phone blasting about steve’s pounding bucky’s asshole

i’m never leaving my house again

the end


Steve and Natasha saving each other’s lives (✿◠‿◠)

im finally going to bed, I showered and brushed my teeth and I feel so much better and now I finally get to sleep 

"I think American guys tend to be a bit more forward, a bit more chatty and open than the Brits. The Brits seem to have a darker sense of humor, though I have met some Americans who have adopted bits of the British dry sense of humor as well."


apparently the hole in the lawn is from when the neighbours left their barbecue there for a few days??? and it rained and the barbeque sank into the lawn??? and the neighbours just pulled it out and left the hole

im reaching that critical level of exhaustion where everything is blurry and dizzy and I cant do anything

im so tired i dont even know what im typing right now


i made this video for monika but really it serves as a nice update for you guys of what i’ve been doing with my summer. 


It’s our job to figure out how to  c a r r y  i t .

I made it to my house. it’s very clean and I am very happy

except there’s a giant hole in the front lawn?

and no one knows how it got there apparently



sometimes i like to think of how aggressively NOT a nature person steve would be

i mean, he’s a city boy. loves being a city boy. he had to survive in the wilderness during the war, but it was a lot of teeth-gritting, trudging through the mud, sleeping on the cold, rocky ground and longing for warm meals at home

so the first time sam takes him camping he’s just so CONFUSED and CONCERNED

like, sam are we going on the run or something, will they see us if we make a fire?? sam what did you do i will help you i promise

and the first time sam takes steve and bucky, bucky expresses the same level of wtf like, we are walking up and down hills for FUN?? why are we eating cold beans when microwaves have been invented what is this

and steve’s like, humor him okay we love him. remember we love him

(meanwhile natasha’s just too smart for this noise. she saw sam’s camper and NOPE’d out of the driveway so fast she left a rubber mark on the sidewalk. she spent the week at a 5-star hotel w clint eating junk food and watching a scifi originals marathon)

remember we love him


*feels some kind of way*

*represses it*


haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

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Your honour. Members of the jury. Police security man guy. The Defendant. Me. The lady sitting in the fifth row with the weird hat. no I am not stalling for time